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9 words that women always used:
1. Fine
This is the word women use to end anargument when they are right and youneed to shut up.
2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means ahalf an hour. Five minutes is only fiveminutes if you have just been givenfivemore minutes to watch the game beforehelping around the house.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. Thismeans something, and you should be onyour toes. Arguments that begin withnothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don'tDo It!
5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is anon-verbal statement oftenmisunderstoodby men. A loud sigh means she thinksyouare an idiot and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here andarguing with you about nothing. (Referback to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerousstatements a woman can make to a man.That's okay means she wants to thinklong and hard before deciding how andwhen you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do notquestion, or Faint. Just say you'rewelcome.
8. Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has tolda man to do several times, but is nowdoing it herself. This will laterresultin a man asking "What's wrong?" For thewoman's response refer to #3.
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